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A message to Zach about the future of julay/tv/ HangingFlesh Admin 02/24/2020 (Mon) 13:19:16 No.64689 [Reply] [Last]
As you might know Gahoole is setting up tvchan, while he originally considered just removing this place entirely, we floated the idea of giving the board to you to do with as you please. I was also the one who originally denied you julay/tv/ when you requested it, as I had already been in contact with Gahoole about using it as the /tv/ bunker for when Mark was killing vch and he would be forced to move back to 8koom, which is currently still shitting the bed as far as reliability is concerned. Otherwise I would have likely just given it to you. Anyway, I have one stipulation for giving you the BO position of this place besides obvious shit like following the global moderation rules which is to have you on a call on stream for a minimum of half an hour, just to shoot the shit, talk about old times and confirm it's actually you. I'm fairly sure I can recognize your voice from some of the old sound clips so I consider that enough evidence, no webcam required although I would like it. Alternatively, I'm willing to accept you unprivating all the videos on your ZMAN youtube account for a couple hours, but I imagine that's less appealing to you. We can talk about some groundrules, like whether or not including Gahoole is a dealbreaker, just let me know in this thread.
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>>65037 >tomorrow theme >exposing the k√łter samefagging Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Sorry I couldn't make it today, my wife's friend (let's call her Kristin from now onwards for communication's sake) got stuck in Budapest last night because she was in Rome 9 days ago so they won't let her fly.
>>65048 Buzz off with your flexing, Refn
>>65049 It's not flexing, Kristin is on vacation and she had the bad luck of crossing paths with the motherfucking coronavirus. Also I'm not Refn.
>>65050 >refn has the coronavirus I'M CALLING THE TABLOIDS

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Welcome to /tv/ Gahoole ##kme2Vw 10/23/2019 (Wed) 23:57:41 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is the bunker board for /tv/ in case either vch.moe/tv/ or the upcoming 8kun gets shut down for any variety of reasons.

Rules are located here https://julay.world/tv/rules.html zach can fuck off

If you have any questions email to: gahoole2@airmail.cc or just post in this thread

https://vch.moe/tv/index.html is BACK
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>>64535 He's asking him to unban the IPs on vch retard, where else is he supposed to ask if every IP he tries to use on vch is banned for "fedposting" or whatever the fuck the kike was throwing a shitfit about at the time.
>>64539 >t. fedposter
>>64548 The only fedposting I've seen is people saying 8kun isn't the worst website on the internet.
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So how long has this been a thing? http://www.dunkin-donuts.dk/drink/hot-drinks/dunkaccino/ Was it always real all along and I just got meme'd into thinking it was a moment of self-awareness on Adam Sandler's part where he chose to lampoon his own shameless exploitation of product placement?
>>64681 Of course it's real, that's what makes it so funny.

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Anonymous 04/20/2020 (Mon) 06:02:59 No.65064 [Reply] [Last]
Reminder that Patton Oswalt murdered his wife and got away with it.
ah hes a good guy

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Anonymous 04/19/2020 (Sun) 17:04:32 No.65063 [Reply] [Last]
yeah, I'm thinking julay /tv/ is back
Who was that guy? How did he become a meme?

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Female Gahoole. Anonymous 02/03/2020 (Mon) 06:07:42 No.64312 [Reply] [Last]
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>>64332 Worst Emma.
lol. I don't think she looks like Gahoole
>>64312 I'd fuck gahoole if he looked like that.
>>64332 literal goblin tbh.
>>65065 >not wanting to fuck gahoole now You some kinda homo?

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Official /tv/ Queen Election Anonymous 03/09/2020 (Mon) 07:40:16 No.65052 [Reply] [Last]
It's Back If for some reason you're not aware of it, the 2020 election has finally begun: https://poal.me/kn5b21 Disclaimer: previous queens and losers like Flopson and Marg are excluded from final results.
Update: the mods have stepped in and the official vote is happening here: https://tvch.moe/tv/res/3924.html
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>>65054 >julia butters now that's what I call having taste
>>65075 What a little cutie. I'd let her hold my oscar.

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Tales From the Loop Anonymous 04/25/2020 (Sat) 17:55:03 No.65068 [Reply] [Last]
Well, this was the worst shit I've watched in decades. You think it's going to be about cool sci-fi shit like Fringe, but you get a shittier anthology version of Stranger Things with even less sci-fi and more drama. Every episode is an hour long with a plot that could be condensed to 10 minutes. They're all bait and switch storylines and some of them just end without anything really happening at all. Based Bezos let us down again.
Lemme break it down for you so you don't even waste your time reading the synopsis of each episode. Episode 1 - Little girl's mom goes missing and also her house is gone. You never find out why and they straight up tell you that you'll never know. Turns out the little girl got sent to the future and she meets her future self who tells her that their mom sucked and that one day she'll grow up and forget about this. The resolution is that future little girl tries to be a better mom to her own kids. The End. Episode 2 - A Chad and a Virgin find a big metal ball that lets you switch bodies with someone. The Chad wants to keep the virgin's body because his life sucks. They argue, so the virgin runs into the forest to swap back, but the chad isn't there, so he leaves behind a braindead body. The chad's body is hospitalized (and later dies in another episode) and the virgin is now in the body of a random robot that was walking in the forest. The end. Episode 3 - Chink girl finds a piece of junk in the water. Later she starts flirting with a chink boy with a gimp leg. They do hipster indie movie shit for a while. Chink girl fixes the machines somehow and it turns out it can freeze time. She and Chink boy run around in frozen time for a while, fuck a lot, steal some stuff, and then get into an argument when Chink girl finds her mom in mid-fuck with another man. They unfreeze time and awkwardly part ways. Moral of the story is that Chink Mom is a slut. The end. Episode 4 - Old man spends time with his Grandson. Shows him a big ball that echoes how many decades you'll live. Old man is sick and dying. You think they're going to use super crazy science to save him, but they don't. Grandson tries to save him, but nothing happens. Old man dies. The end. Episode 5 - Dad wants to protect his deaf daughter, so he buys a robot. Some shit happens and he almost hurts his daughter with it so his wife leaves. He sells the robot and fixes up his house and his wife and kid return. The end. Episode 6 - Gay Nigger is lonely. Gay Nigger tries fixing a hover tractor for some reason. Gay Nigger ends up in a parallel reality where another version of himself is happily gay married to some guy. Gay nigger is sad but then flirts with some other gay guy at a diner. The end. Episode 7 - Some kids ditch their friend on an island that is supposed to have a monster on it. Kid gets bit by a snake. Kid encounters some kind of robot monster then passes out. Wakes up and his arm is amputated because of the snake bite. Kid gets a robot arm. Grows up to be the dad of one of the characters we've seen before. He learns his dad made that robot monster. Episode ends with him going back to the island and apologizing to the robot monster. The end. Episode 8 - Younger brother from the body swap episode is sad that his brother has moved out. He goes and talks to his brother (the Chad) who admits he's not his real brother and that his brother is living inside a robot for the past several months (years maybe?). Little brother finds his robot brother. They walk through the forest to go find their Mom in the city who runs The eponymous Loop because Grandpa died. A random robot comes out of nowhere and fights robot brother. He wins, but 5 minutes later, breaks and apparently dies because his leg fell off. Little brother returns home only to find that decades have passed for seemingly no fucking reason. They say it's because of something with the river being frozen. It's fucking dumb. End of the episode has him meeting with all the people who aged while he was gone. Also his teacher is a robot who taught all his family members over the years. The end.
>>65069 I guess the reason why some of the episodes end abruptly, as you say, is because they seem to be connected later on? Also, is Fringe any good?
>>65072 >I guess the reason why some of the episodes end abruptly, as you say, is because they seem to be connected later on? Yes and no. The Bodyswapping thing gets resolved because the kid in the robot dies 6 episodes later, but then the story of the episode isn't even about that by the end. The robot monster on the island is resolved when you find out the teacher who only shows up in episode 8 is the second version of the living robot that dead grandpa made at some point. So there is some connection between plots, but typically, the end is just an abrupt cut to credits with no real resolution or a really weak tapering off of a story that was already low-energy and boring. For the most part of it, the abrupt endings don't really matter because the stories don't matter. Chink girl with her time stopping device shows up as a bit part in the gay nigger story, but the device is never mentioned or referenced in any capacity. Gay nigger is apparently just trapped in the parallel dimension and never comes back. And just to be clear, these aren't like, cliffhanger endings where you're not sure what happened, either. It's often perfectly clear, but the endings are kind of like the show saying, "and that's just something that happened."
Also, Fringe is pretty cool stuff. The last season becomes insane JJ Abrams bullshit that's not all that satisfying, but overall it's a neat show that does a pretty good job of keeping stuff weird and interesting.

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Breaking Bad Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 06:04:03 No.61534 [Reply] [Last]
Show for normalfags or is it redeemable? I mean it has a good structure for making episodes.
>show what's happening at the middle of the episode
>opening credits
>episode starts from Act I and work from there to reach the episode teaser
There are flaws in the show. The obvious being shoving a nazi gang near the end of the show for no reason apart from "fuck nazi scum." But apart from that, the show isn't too political. It can do some action scenes right (except when the 2 brothers had to versus Hank). The tension music also corresponds to the scene well. But I'm wondering if a show can be that good be hated by /tv/?
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>>64200 >skyler had a nice rack therefore she's a kikess Fuck off JIDF, why does Gal Gadot look like a rat-monkey hybrid while the goy Lynda Carter still bullies the chestlet with her magnificent tits at 70+? >>61536 Skyler was a well written character and your butthurt is proof of it.
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>>64212 >Skyler is well written
>>64223 I think he meant that Skyler was well-written to be hated.
>>64223 If Skyler was poorly written people would be indifferent towards her. >zachusations lol, the hapa is too childish to watch BrBa from start to end. He probably watched the worst episode because Rian Flopson directed it though.
bump, what's up with BCS Season 5?

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Trying to find good films to watch Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 12:50:55 No.63088 [Reply] [Last]
Any recommendations for good thriller, horror with plot twists /tv/? I mean for a board to dislike common mainstream trash, surely there has to be some taste in films for the users of this board? Or is this board for shitposting only, no actual discussion? I was thinking of watching Mullholland Drive. I heard it showed how jewish Hollywood can be.
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>>63134 Raw Deal is kino noir.
>>63088 Ichi the killer is the my favorite movie in that category.
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how to plan an orgy in a small town
>>63094 Yeah the first one is pretty good.

Anonymous 04/03/2020 (Fri) 00:15:38 No.65060 [Reply] [Last]
don't mind me, just doing some quick shilling celebrities, actresses, waifus: https://wikieat.club/ carry on

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