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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

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Archive everything.
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Here's two threads I have saved. Going to check the rest of my stuff, but that might take a bit.

>dark theme
Dolphin is for niggers, Konqueror was better. It doesn't even start with a K.
I'm trying Konqueror now, what exactly does it do that Dolphin doesn't besides be a web browser?

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Star Wars IX Stormtrooper 12/13/2019 (Fri) 20:05:11 No.679 [Reply]
So it looks like the plot for IX was leaked on multiple sites and a lot of it was confirmed in recent trailers and a Burger King ad. There's currently a meltdown going on at Plebbit. There's a whole lot of negative reactions and social media insanity going on because of IX. I also just found out that even if the movie doesn't flop, Disney won't be able to recover their losses from this quarter which are currently near the bottom line. Discuss? How fucked is Disney's abomination?
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Jesus, I feel for ya anon.
I hope you niggers are doing your part of spoiling the film for everyone else. Remember this shit premiers in LA tomorrow then hits theaters worldwide on the 18th and 20th.
Sadly I'm still gonna go see it in the cinema juts purely out of self hate
Nigger why? Are you that much of a slave to peer pressure? This movie's performance could decide the fate of Lucasfilm.
this. they can play off TLJ drop-off, the Soylo flop, and everything else. but if a major numbered release flops, there is no way to damage control. it could lead to a complete tailspin, which would be glorious to watch.

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I bid you dark greetings! How far down are you? Stormtrooper 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:36:06 No.601 [Reply]
Iceberg for Star Wars.
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Nearly a full master with a little grand master
I went into this expecting it to be more like pic related, so I'm kinda sad now.
What about Super Bombad Racing?
Too extreme for any of us plebs.

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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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Why does she have eyebrows? Twi’leks can’t grow hair.
I like the show (except the 4th episode, Braphog Dallas Howard is a shitty director). The pacing and the style remind me of Samurai Jack.
The B2 droids are scary
>pic related
I think that has more to do with them being niggers then women.
Is shill character in every fucking episode? I thought it was just a one off? Though with how popular it is with people who don’t watch Star Wars or even care about it it’s obvious they’d milk him to fuck. It just seems like a dumb fuck mix.

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Toys Stormtrooper 12/12/2019 (Thu) 15:42:19 No.675 [Reply]
Anyone into the toy aspect of Star Wars? Disney shit is clogging shelves so badly, its unbelievable that Star Wars toys made 2-3 years ago would ever clog shelves yet here we are. The few cool toys are quickly picked up by scalpers and listed for extortionate prices.
New Vintage Collection series looks great. Anyone of you guys posting in the thread over on the /toy/ bunker or is it them?

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Infinity Cup Stormtrooper 11/10/2019 (Sun) 02:40:36 No.385 [Reply]

As that one anon that's been working on the Infinity Cup for all this time, I feel like the boards that were set to participate deserve a bit better than radio silence. For those that aren't caught up or need a quick rundown:
>The Infinity Cup is a virtual soccer(football[divegrass]) tournament, with its roots dating back to the earliest days of 8chan
>It takes place in Pro Evolution Soccer (PES), a virtual soccer franchise from Konami
>I took on the responsibility of organizing the 5th iteration of the Cup back at the beginning of this year
>Over months, I learned how to mod PES to put in each board's respective team and run simulated games between them
>Using pre-existing guides (many not in English) I also learned how to mod the game from an aesthetic and quality of life standpoint, including crowds, referees, stadiums, balls, and even rudimentary player models
>24 boards agreed to participate, and the Cup was scheduled to begin August 9th
>On August 4th/5th, we received word that 8chan was losing its host, the site went down relatively shortly after
>With no site and no functioning central hub, the Cup was postponed.
>I disappear for about a month
>I return in October
>We still don't have a site, but we do have a webring.
>You are here.
The whole point of this is to see if anyone still cares at this point. There was hype for the Cup. Yes, some boards cared much more than others but there 24 willing boards and we had the resources to run the Cup. I put in probably far more work on my own than any sane person should have, so I don't want this all to go to waste. That being said though, if we set a date, gather the required parties, and begin streaming the Cup and 6 people show up, I'd rather just not do it at all. I'm going around posting this on every participant board that's here on the webring and I'll try to get this up on 8kun somehow. In the meantime just post in here so I can get a sense of interest from you.

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/kind/ vs /bmn/

- Finished top of Group C
- Returning to the tournament for the first time since the 2015 Winter Cup
- 4 different goal scorers this tournament (tied for most among non-eliminated teams)
- Fan favorites include Gold forward Anti-Bully Ranger and the ever-joyful Kirby (non-medal DMF)
- Bronze forward Tender Hugging (4 goals) is currently tied for 3rd in the Golden Boot standings

- Finished second in Group D by virtue of a tiebreaker loss to /u/
- Conceded only a single goal across 4 official games (3 in 5, counting the tiebreaker match)
- Their 4-1 victory over /monster/ in the Round of 16 was their largest victory in team history
- Defeated /christian/ in their last Cup appearance, and followed that up with a shock upset of /a/ in the Round of 16.
- /bmn/ have improved with every Cup appearance: Debut Cup saw them lose in the Round of 16, next Cup ended with a Quarterfinals exit. Is a Semifinal berth in their future?

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/a/ vs /co/

- Finished top of Group B
- Winners of the first edition of the Infinity Cup
- Roster two of the Cup's most prolific scorers in Kaiser Reinhardo (15 goals coming into the tournament) and Dio Brando (14 goals coming into the tournament) as their front two.
- Have shaken off back-to-back Round of 16 exits to advance to this Cup's Quarterfinals
- A true powerhouse squad, /a/ held an efficiency of 63% and a +19 goal differential heading into the Cup
- Have never had a Knockout Round game go beyond regular time.

- Finished first in Group F
- Led the Group Stage in offense with 8 Goals For.
- Are the only team in the tournament to run 4 central Forwards, also the only team to have all four Medal Players be forwards.
- Every goal scored by /co/ have come from one of their front four.

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/u/ vs /unna/

- Finished top of Group D, after a tiebreaker win over /bmn/ 2-0
- Appearing in the Knockout Round for the first time since their debut Cup (2018 Summer Infinity Cup)
- Conceded only 1 goal across their 4 official games, and have not trailed at any point of the tournament
- Their two wins this Cup are more than their two previous appearances combined
- Leading goal scorer Miko Embrace is tied for the lowest goal total of any active team leader (2, both coming in the Knockout Round match against /tg/)

- Finished second in Group A
- Tied for most porous defense out of the Group Stage, giving up 6 goals (tied with /co/ and 3rd place promoted /tg/)
- Are the only team in the tournament to have earned a penalty kick (Tjandamarra vs /y2k/)
- All-time leading scorer NEETKing (3 goals) was transferred back to /ausneets/ for this Cup, have already found new career leader in Tony Abbott (4 goals)
- Had yet to make it out of the Round of 16 prior to this Cup

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About 60 minutes until the final day kicks off
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The 2019 Summer (yeah, right) Infinity Cup is over. /kind/ have emerged victorious over /co/ following a 1-1 match won in penalties by a score of 4-3. The Golden Boot winner is St. Peter of /christian/ with a whopping 10 goals over the course of the tournament. Full tournament results can be found on the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup and full statistics as well as match summaries and update team pages will be produced on the wiki in the coming days. Thank you to all the anons who tuned in at one point or another and I look forward to hosting all of you, hopefully with a more stable home base, for the next Cup, coming some time in 2020.

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Trailer reaction Stormtrooper 10/25/2019 (Fri) 13:37:14 No.219 [Reply]
I'm pretty hyped hbu guys
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I can't believe anyone would belittle the memory of the 6 trillion.
got one with sound?
Sadly no.
I have this
Why do I feel like he's not crying because of Soy Whores: Rising of Mary Sue, but because he can hear his girlfriend getting drilled out by Tyrone in the next room?

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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I've had some good Sith in my time.
I love some good orba-orbalisks on my armor...that is hot stuff. You can get those at-at a number of different temples.
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Does anyone have that screenshot from a comic about a squad of stormtroopers (or clone?) ready to beat the fuck out of someone in POV? I thought I saved it but I can't find it anywhere.
>Star Wars manga
Nani? Gotta check that shit out

Bumping for interest
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Stormtrooper 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:12:56 No.132 [Reply]
Out of the delta 7 and the ETA 2 starfighters which would you rather fly and fight with?
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It's not Seinar enough and I want to blend in.
Delta 7. No question about it.
I feel like Delta us more reliable, and also more stylish, so I take it. It could certainly absorb some hits.
they are both insufficent in the role of dedicated jedi spaceship.

>have external hyperspace drive. imagine getting sent to a dangerous hutt controled region and being unable to come back because your drive was JAWWED
>no cargo space, at all. need to capture a dangerous pirate or move ancient relic to safe place? too bad
>1 seat. hope your padawan learned how to fly on his own.
>tie fighter tier durability and no shields, or shields so weak they are not even worth mentioning
>no room for extra supplies, long journey is impossible
>cost more then a fucking freighter, seriously what the fuck it is just a fucking set of engines and guns mounted to a cockpit, fucking corrupt republic no wonder it fell. seriously you could have 3 YT-1300 for the price of one

whoever thought this was a good idea was retarded. jedi should use bigger, heavier units, like patrol or scout craft
ETA 2, I was always gay for the TIE Interceptor so why wouldn't I want to blow it's grandfather that had an option of having shields?

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Stormtrooper 12/09/2019 (Mon) 17:38:09 No.637 [Reply]
>Palpatine wasn't actually the REAL governor of the Empire, it was a strong independent womyn
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Do you really think if he were a kike they'd be allowed to let admiral fish breath humiliate him?
First he admitted it in an interview hence "his jewish grandfather's name Oscar" (paraphrase of his own statement) also yes its part of their historical role in film watch the 3 Stooges, Scrubs, Seinfeld, or any film or media with jewish actors being abused by someone else is always part of their role wither its played for laughs, sympathy, or seriously it always happens.
Nah. All Palpatine does all day is sit on his butt collecting artifacts and killing jedi according to disney. The real ones running the thing are the imperial council and that old bitch.
You mean the one who he pointed out how her plan was shit and it went wrong exactly like he said, costing most of the survivors to be vaporized while trying to escape until purple pubes kamikazed. You mean that Jew that was ultimately correct? The same Jew that disobeyed a white woman to destroy a ship that would have one shotted the entire rebel fleet during the stupid low speed chase.

Finn is a nog, but is shown to be loyal, selfless(in his pursuit of white pussy), and an "hero" himself to save the day. They let him race mix with a chink so they could take it further by blacking Rey. I am betting that was Kennedy's plan all along
Well Tarkin did a good swathe of the work didn't he?

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