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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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>>2931 >Would it appear in aurebesh but work like a spoiler so when you hover over it it reveals the latin alphabet? I was thinking it'd just outright replace the font with aurebesh, but if you can get that other way to work- then I don't see why not. >>2932 There's also the option of self-hosting, but again- that's probably not gonna happen any sooner than the baobab holonet wiki.
>>1 Just a heads-up: the old board is back on 8kunt- archive everything you possibly can
>>2937 how do we do that?
>>2940 nvm. I figured out a way, https://web.archive.org/web/20200501215629/https://8kun.top/sw/index.html all 25 pages. Images however need a scraper or something.
>>2940 archive.is/archive.today seems to be the preferred method these days. Archive.org works, but it has serious issues (eg, being able to remove all archives of a domain name by fucking with the robots.txt)

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IRL Ethnic Parallels Stormtrooper 07/05/2020 (Sun) 09:10:58 No.3136 [Reply] [Last]
>Coruscant=Americans >Twi'leks=Black South Africans or Abos >Korunnai=Central Africans >Ropagu=Chinese >Neimoidians=Thainese >Chiss=Hokkaido Japanese >Nagai=Honshu Japanese >Alderaanians=Canadians >Chandrilans=Swedes >Tusken Raiders=Arabs >Jawas/Kumumgah=Mizrahi Jews >Muuns=Ashkenazi Jews >Hutts=Sephardi Jews >Yahk-Tosh, Quockrans, and Orooturoo=Galician Jews >Toydarians=Lithuanian Jews >Rybets=Black Hebrew Israelites >Evocii=Canaanites

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Twi'lek: Niggers in general. Neimoidians: I see it more as the chinks given how they are considered the jews of the East. Hutts: Can also be oil richie rich arabs given his acts and Jaaba's palacetes. Jawas can also be gipsies junkers. Why are gamorreans mongolians? Wouldn't be better the Rakatas or the Vongd for that? Other than that yes, quite accurate.
>Vong = Huns/Mongol empire >Gungans = New World Natives >Naboo = British Colonists
>>3136 Coruscant are more angloid. Kenobi's accent is referred to as Coruscanti

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply] [Last]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>3123 >>3121 Still can't say it looks that way to me. I think their TFA review was positive but they admitted to being wrong about it when nuWars 2 came out.
>>3125 """admitted""" They saw the current climate of the internet and how it was shitting on yidnsey and they backpedaled. Get them to admit they're wrong about the prequels and are fucking idiots and maybe they'll be less gay
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>>3127 Did they at least get paid well to lie so blatantly?

Stormtrooper 06/01/2020 (Mon) 11:27:49 No.3078 [Reply] [Last]
>URRAH >he chokin' him! >that tusken boy need some water!
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>>3078 Wouldn't a rodian be more fitting?
>>3129 Aren't Rodians Mexicans or Brazilians?
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>>3134 And sand people are sandniggers, no niggers per se. Twi'leks are the niggers of Star Wars, being the slaves and bitches of basically every thinking species. The only difference is that the woman are hotter than actual nigresses
>>3135 >Twi'leks are the niggers of Star Wars Wrong. Even if it's only a fuckhole, Twi'leks still serve some purpose in society.

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Stormtrooper 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:40:56 No.3017 [Reply] [Last]
Hey, star wars aficionados, Listen to this: we have revamped the Infinity Cup 2020 and we would really like to have you onboard. To join it, come to https://anon.cafe/icup/ and review your old team! Come have fun with us!
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>>3108 Yes we are interested. All of the stuff we have from our old participation is here >>3018
>>3108 Sure, we're up.
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Congratulations /sw/, your board is now officially entered into the 6th Infinity Cup, a competition dedicated to crowning the divegrass champion of the webring! The defending champion and host for this Cup is /kind/, who defeated /co/ in the final, via a nailbiting penalty shootout. We will be following a similar tournament structure this Cup, with a Group Stage, guaranteeing your board at least 3 games, and a final Knockout Stage to determine the sole champion. The tentative schedule for the tournament is as follows: >July 31 Second Deadline, for tactics and Player Cards (explained below) >August 1st Draw Stream on the Infinity Cup Cytube, determining which teams your board will face in the Group Stage >August 7th, 8th, 9th First, second, and third Day of competition >August 14th, 15th, 16th Fourth, fifth, sixth day of competition, completion of Group Stage >August 22nd First day of Knockout Stage >August 23rd Final day of Knockout Stage, and the champion is crowned So what's the deal with this second deadline? This is for the strategy your team will run during the games, and it's the alternative to live managing. It's a simple text document that the rigger follows during the game that outlines offensive and defensive tactics, as well as substitutes. As for Player Cards, these are the special abilities your players will carry into the game.

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>>3130 So I came here and found this site out of order over a month ago. I got some weird error, something like SSL_INTERNAL_ERROR or some such. I found that the domain was parked, but this seems to have been resolved. But people were posting on the site while I was unable to get to it. Let me say some general stuff about our team so we can have something to go on in the event that I'm unable to post again. First off are the roster changes. (((Alderaan))) is no longer relevant because No Flag is the default setting on this version of the board, and Mandalore the Infinite also needs to be replaced because we're no longer on the pig farm. Finally, I know we like to flex our EU cred by putting in obscure characters, but Stupid Ap never made any sense even to me and the last thread doesn't appear to have been consulted on it, so I vote to replace him/her/it. But it seems as though our team is already locked in, which is bad because nobody ever told us what the deadline for making roster changes was. I hope we can also just post our team strategies in the thread like last tourney. After having looked at our match records, I noticed a few things. We maintained possession of the ball very well in every match and this is something that should continue. Piett and Revan were the keys to our defense, because we were scored on as soon as they were taken out. I was trying to give us something approaching wingbacks since there's no actual wingback option on the position list, but apparently I didn't set up the team quite right for that. We can fix this problem by changing some of the player cards to make sure Piett and Revan are better supported so we don't have to take them out. We also might want to change Thrawn's playing style to Goal Poacher to maximize his usefulness. Finally, we should change the False Fullbacks advanced attack instruction to Attacking Fullbacks so when combined with the player card changes, we can truly have wingbacks. We also need the extra offense to get through some of these rock-hard defensive formations. Also, cytube isn't loading for me, so I haven't actually watched any of the matches. Could you post them on some other site?
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>>3130 Finally we're relevant again

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John Williams Stormtrooper 01/11/2020 (Sat) 21:06:06 No.1756 [Reply] [Last]
What is his best SW piece in your opinion? What is the first theme you think of when you think of Star Wars? Which ones can you remember from start to finish? What is the worst one? Which is better: Separatist March, Jedi Temple March or Imperial March? Battle of Naboo, Battle of Geonosis, Battle Over Coruscant, TIE Fighter Attack, Battle of Hoth or Battle of Yavin? Duel of The Fates or Battle of the Heroes? Why is the Title Crawl theme so fucking loud?
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>>1858 I kek'd because of how true this is. at least in planes, you can use headphones. the main draw for theaters is seeing a movie on a big screen in a darkened room, and it's a social thing for many people.
>>1863 Plane would be better if you’re in first/business class, in third class it’s worse because you have much less space and people aren’t at least pretending to be quite because the 12 Indians behind you aren’t watching a movie themselves and feel the need to talk at full volume during a night time flight every single fucking time. Second class is probably still worse than a Theater because I think second class seats are still a bit smaller than these seats. Unless they’ve made Theater seats smaller in the past two or so years since I’ve been to one.
The Bespin duel's climax (beginning of Rescue from Cloud City, Hyperspace) made for some very evil atmosphere in Jedi Academy, too bad the game ended in Korriban which is nowhere as moody. For some strange reason I'm also very fond of the Cloud City music, but more specifically the part that begins playing still in Dagobah (middle of Imperial Starfleet Deployed). One day I had begun the tenth level of Jedi Knight, right atop the Sulon Star with the cloudy sky flowing above me and it started playing. The impression has stuck with me ever since.
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There's something really special in this little piece from Arrival at Naboo. I can't put my finger on it but it sounds really whimsical. I love it.

Photomorph Thread: The Revengeance Stormtrooper 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:58:42 No.595 [Reply] [Last]
Same as on 8chan. Post dank memes and we'll edit them into Star Wars shit.
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Does anyone have that "Jews ruin everything" pic?
>>3105 Dude just look outside
>>3105 All I have are these.
>>3118 Good enough. But there is another version that says Jews ruin everything.

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>>3103 Yeah basically. I'm not quite sure if I'd say militaristic, the term "seething for centuries" is more fitting. Vitty's empire was founded on the idea of avenging the old Sith Empire's death at the hands of the Republic and the Jedi, and thus the entire empire was grown around the concept of butchering the Republic as viciously as possible. Militarism followed fanaticism, and one part of the Sith's empire (The homo tech fags) focused on making the best machines and weapons of war to flex on the Republic, while the other (the cult-y traditional sith) put all their energy into using the Old Ways to eat (literally in some cases) the Republic and Jedi. While the Republic scrambled to play tard guard to a playground full of a couple dozen squabbling alien mutants, the Sith mastered the blade. They mastered the forging and honing of it through traditional arts of smithing, then quenched it in boiling baby blood or something else really fucking edgy and made it ten times killier. The militaristic side designed the most effective blasters, ships, and tactics, while the occult weirdos scribbled hebrew gibberish all over the walls and perfected the art of making sithspawn hordes and made their chrysalide easy bake oven creatures more effective
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>>3109 A little departure from military talk, let's talk about Ziost is the cold adopted step kid of the Sith species, a world that grew into the most powerful colony in the Stygian Caldera after the Sith nicked FTL travel off rakatan corpses and decided to go see the stars. See, Korriban actually got sort of abandoned after the Rakatans got their asses kicked. When Adas died the Sith acted like Sith and fragmented into feudal retards feuding over scraps of the dead Sith'ari's widgets, some decided to stay on Korriban and maintain the halls of honored dead (Korriban has a LOT more tombs than Tulak Hord, Pall, and Ragnos. In fact all three of those names didn't even exist at this point) and everyone else shrugged and ignored the weird kissai idiots and their zuguruk engineer and massassi retinue peons, afterall if they weren't gonna demand any of the rakatan FTL goodies then they could have the homeworld to themselves. So there they were, ready to go fuck off onto the ring space highway of the Stygian Caldera soon to be known as the Nache Bhelfia. This is where the original 5 super duper worlds of Sith Space come in, with Ziost as their home. Each world became their own kingdom, and with the Sith people scattered yet contained by the Stygian Caldera (some did of course travel far and wide, as far as Malachor and Arkania potentially) and all were equal under the benevolent Sith people's eyes. The most equal of these worlds would be Ziost, the cold sister world of sweet home Korriban. In actual lore Ziost was some mountainous world that was for the most part temperate, bordering on cold, prior to the Sith's abandonment of it after the Great Hyperspace War where at some point before Vitiate put his new empire in the galactic dog fighting ring Ziost's surface underwent an ice age and became the cold shithole nobody knows or cares about. But, according to other sources, it's always been cold and retarded. I'll stick to that interpretation because I want a cold foil to Korriban's scorched deserts. Ziost's not got much going for it in regular lore, and I'm here to fix that. I'm gonna breath some new life into this old girl so you can actually give a shit when Vitiate scours it of all life. And I'm gonna use Dwarf Fortress to help me
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KORRIBAN, with it's ziggurats and subterranean mausoleums, and its deserts, is a lot like the middle east in that it's old and full of assholes that pray to dark gods that like baby flesh, like the jews and moloch ZIOST is different, it's a world of war and conflict, unending violence and constant aggression. I'm basing it off of Spain Cursed by a brutal and unforgiving climate across its surface, the few shreds of life on Ziost aren't the most friendly fuckers alive. Sith are quite a bit like dwarves in a few ways, they strike the earth and carve huge crypts and fortresses from the mountains hills themselves, (dunes and canyons in the Sith's case on Korriban) and then they horde their goodies in said underground homes. And just like tolkien dwarves they're a little jewish, being intergalactic space assholes intent on crushing the Galaxy under their foot for the great shoah they endured a long time ago, which they brought on themselves by being assholes. Plus they do blood rituals. But that's where it really ends, other than the fact they drain the life out of people using hebrew magic, but other than that they're totally not the same guys, George Lucas doesn't want you to think of jews and evil. If he did, he would've done something absolutely crazy like putting hebrew letters on Darth Vader's armor or something And there's no pottery in antisemitism. Diversity is our strength. I'm getting sick of writing for some reason Anyways, so I'm not quite sure where I was going with that, I'm sort of blanking right now. Oh yeah dorfs. Dwarf Fortress' got some crazy creatures in it that're FUN in every way possible, I'll be ripping off the King of Beasts (or KINGS since there's a fuckton of them) for Ziost's creatures. Giant fucking elephants SUCK in Dwarf Fortress, Hell even regular elephants do. If you don't know about Koganusan go fuck yourself War Behemoths, huge mastodon niggas. I've seen ice age and I hope you have Ziost, ice age world. Perfect I'm a genius Keas? Cool birds. Giant keas? Go fuck yourself I put a warbird next to it, look they're striking the same pose! It all just works, mostly because my high IQ lets me see patterns like they glow in the dark, begging for me to rev my engine and hit them with my car

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These have probably been pretty hard to read for you guys, they're not my best posts. I just got hit by some grogginess in the middle of them, I think the feds spiked my juice or something. I probably shouldn't have talked so much shit about the holocoaster customers because it's coming back to bite me Anyways I'll sum it up >Ziost sucks it's cold and everything there wants to kill you, eachother, and then poison whoever comes and eats it >War behemoths The giant satanic Dumbos are from Ziost, they fit perfectly with the perpetual ice age gimmick of the world >Scyvan spiders Spooky acid-spitters. I thought they didn't have eyes at first, like the xenomorph from alien, and they have smooth and sloped foreheads, like retards but also like xenomorphs. Plus they got the big red egg sacks. Scyvan spiders are also tunnelers, and they need a method of tunneling! So here it is: They have acidic blood, the egg sacs gestate in the acidic blood and like baby sharks only the strongest survive. They're less reliant on their shitty eyes because they live in the dark like me when it's 3 AM and I'm playing Movie Battles 2, and they spit acid like me after I eat too many bell peppers. The eyes are mostly vestigial at this point, that's why they're small like orca eyes. Where the Sith of Korriban dug deep the Sith of Ziost built tall, towers and spires that pierce the clouds and endure every blizzard and storm hurled at them by the world around them. One thing that I said a long time ago, maybe here maybe not here, was about Ziost's trees. I described them as lifeless, dead but undying. That was me flexing my poetic license to do whatever the fuck I feel like, and now I'm making it real Ziost's trees are dead, but it wasn't the cold that killed them. Here on comfy Earth fruit trees can become afflicted by insects called tree scales, gross buggers that eat away at trees while forming a powerful shell. They're pretty cool! In SWTOR when you go to Yavin 4 you'll notice the gross fucking trees everywhere, this image doesn't do just how slimy the trees looked in that game. And they're all pale and sickly, like a big reptile plant thing. Ziost's trees have been consumed by an arboreal plague that has enveloped them in gross, leathery scale skin. The parasite eats away at the tree while at the same time supplying it nutrients from the sun (whenever it shows up, which is rare) and from the soil itself, prompting the tree to heal itself stronger and tougher while the scales again eat away at it, like a cancer with self-preservation instincts.

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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>>3104 Someone please make an admiral gender studies version of this pic. My editing skills are crap.

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