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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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THANK YOU BASED DOLPHIN
THANK YOU BASED DOLPHIN᠎
THANK YOU BASED ᠎DOLPHIN
᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎THANK YOU BASED DOLPHIN
THANK YOU BASED ᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎DOLPHIN
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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

Rules
1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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>>35431(1) What new cow and Christine updates do (((you))) have?
Guys, I may have found an entire Lolcow movement. What the fuck is this shit. There are hundreds of GoAnimate Videos made by the same people. https://invidio.us/watch?v=LGDfRCo2StU
>>35700 Looks like shitty cartoons aimed at kids. I skipped through some of his videos/streams and it does seem like kid/young adult cocks. Nothing really sticks out for me personally but there are lots of subcultures on youtube that aren't lolcows but still interesting, like the guys that like to watch toilets flush and have deep lore on the different makes/models. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJRAesDQkA
>>35701 >kid/young adult cocks epic filter moments quality con­tent
>>35700 >GoAnimate You're years late to the party, FurturisticHub is the hottest animator in town! https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=3L2njATQD-Q

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply] [Last]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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>>31111 surely those digits bring it up to at least a 3?
Гунт INTO Гунт Now that's fucking retarded BO = UNFUNNY NIGGERS
>>31548 Ni­ggers can't even bt­fo gu­ntfilters
>>31548 >BO it's sitewide, it happens on other boards too. It's how you spell G U N T in Cyrillic, look up River G U N T on your search engine of choice.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:
https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR
http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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>>36540 >drag queens >gays >Гунт >cat bois >blacks Remind me what part of all this is "conservatism" again?
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Oh hey, it looks like Rackets did a stream on Carls lawsuit. https://cytu.be/r/Гунтstream

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
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>>36162 This is who is dabbing on you Zach. A reddit using, Mr. Metakoof paypigging, wannabe youtube famous, reddi/pol/ browsing zoomer. You know, he is probably on /tv/ right now making some post about "HorrorKino" or Millie Brown hoping to snag some hot takes he can recycle into his videos. Man imagine if you could pull up the post histories of users like that. Find out who your detractors really are. You can find his youtube and reddit really easily.
>>36162 They probably meant Euroasian Tigah
>>36163 Nah, Zach's too much of a pussy to actually run /tv/, he loves shitting on the ogre for doing a poor job but knows he would fuck it up so badly he would never escape the shame.
>>36168 /tv/ is dead bickers of the ogre, cope it is over
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>>36534 /tv/ is pretty alive on tvch, there will always be an audience wherever the ogre goes, you're just coping bickers you know that if you took this place over it would be a complete failure bickers no one would want to post on a television discussion board where discussing flopsons failing career would be a bannable offense. But keep seething about how bad the ogre is while your only contribution to imageboard culture is being the retard that spams black dicks when his waifu get's insulted.

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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Anonymous 10/20/2019 (Sun) 16:56:36 ID: 60a3a1 No.13514 [Reply] [Last]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>35293 t. Gayhoole
>>35322 t.butt mad tranny/female/hapa
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holy based
>>36480 oh noooooooooooooooooono no no no no

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>30890 >Tranny playing FF XIV >doing PoTD Too real
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Chijo now runs his own chan: https://yumechan.monster/b/
>>36316 Look at those soulless bugman eyes
>>24062 Chijo's email is pleasecough.onme@gmail.com Here are some archives of this tranny's forum posts: http://archive.is/Y0SGf His shitty chan mentions his real email in the header.

Lolcows Who Disappeared Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 23:14:56 ID: 7b929a No.25118 [Reply] [Last]
Who are some lolcows that used to be quite prolific but then vanished without a trace? Kat Haché, aka Kevin: http://archive.is/2msVN For those unaware: >incredible smug, narcissistic tranny whose Tweets cumulatively outwrote the Bible in length. >had a penchant for documenting every negative comment said about him >got super pissed when someone outed his former identity as Kevin >caused the old /cow/ on 888chan to abruptly shutdown >kept tweeting indefinitely >suddenly shuts down Twitter account >deletes entire web presence >detransitions and starts identifying as male The last record of Kat's existence was from an now-deleted Instagram account with pictures of him detransitioning.
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>>33110 HRT + pinkpill peer pressure erodes these people and they turn into shambling wrecks that only know how to abuse kratom. Detransitioning is an uphill battle bickers they need to rebuild everything in their lives, including a personality. Also they can never breed bickers lol chemical castration.
>>25118 Yandere dev
>>25118 that fat chick from mcG​AMERGATEs.
Where she now?
>>36517 I completely forgot her whole drama. Wasn't she selling her used socks at one point?

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TheHeroOfTomorrow/Eli S. Stone Anonymous 02/28/2020 (Fri) 07:20:06 ID: c5b9c8 No.36520 [Reply] [Last]
You guys ever heard of this lolcow? He seems like one of those idiots online with pronounces and love to bash Orange Man Bad 24/7. I'm going to give you a short summary of him from the foxdicks dig on him. >Brief Summary: Weird ass dude who lives with his mama at almost 30 years old, has worked as a shitty video reviewer (as a faux comic character of his own shitty imagination, mind you) for a variety of topics and products for the past 8+ years (think a more autistic Doug Walker, but not funny at all), is your stereotypical TCG nerd and Pokemonfag. Clearly wants to get with thots, albeit unsuccessfully like Penguinfag. Has recently finished his series of videos, ironically at the time when people will now finally start noticing him after years of not giving a fuck. Some info on where the guy lives. His white papers… https://www.whitepages.com/name/Eli-S-Stone/Heber-Springs-AR/11rhte81 Dox: 610 Colonial Cir Heber Springs AR 72543-4603 DOB: June 1st, 1990

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Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>>35407 >as in many posts are virtue signaling, irrelevant tangents about how "X is evil, bickers they're RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, and probably a PEDOPHILE too, bickers they'd dare to be attracted to a girl who's slightly under 18." Yeah, complete faggots comprise a huge amount of the userbase. I miss weev going there to stir shit up.
>entire forum db gets leaked >/cow/ can't even dox one (1) user remember when /cow/ was good
>>35853 That only happened when /cow/ was /cow/. This is /ibs/ and /somethingawful/ these days.
>>35853 all the users dumb enough to get doxxed asked Mr. Moon to delete their accounts
>>36141 shoulda struck while the iron is hot, or just go find anything you can in the database leak paste, i'm sure it still exists.

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