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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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>>47700 you can also copy image (dragging to desktop works fīne too) how do you use volatility dump tool also why was the julay domain parked 1 month ago even though it shuts down on 2020-07-27 (is this some sort of test)
Dolphin has succeeded in making me not want to bother with the Гунтstream anymore in fact of course. Instead of spamming it more than the Гунтs dlive chat, he now has a bot to do it for him. I am officially a-logged. Will robi do anything ever?
>Andys hero makes him cry for copying his show >being a degenerate >and being a cuck or "his sub" <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/czVgvv_hx6E?start=1" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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>>63184 no i run clabchan not dolphin

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply] [Last]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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>>61715 AntiFa didn't write this, CNN did
>>61862 huh i didn't know it was possible to fit an entire episode on a small webm >>62715 boo 0/10 gore (just kidding) >>62779 should i summon the barneyfag

Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
Edited last time by robi on 08/06/2019 (Tue) 15:43:16.
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where is v you homos WHERE IS V
>>55461 it's on 8kunt.op
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Phantom Organization makes a stream making fun of Josh and the retarded allegation that Leo is a Furfag. Leo finds out and spergs out thinking that Phantom was actually calling him a furry. Why does Leo have Zero Chill? Is the Гунт going to be saved from the Corn fields by Leo's autism?
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/cow/ is back?!
>>44344 >oy vey== What did anon mean by this

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
Full Timeline
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Archived Threads:
http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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>>64741 I need the white noise. >>64744 >and Zoom Is Corey Barnhill, self confessed pedophile, in the stream shitting on Andy? >Andy stuck jcaesar187 with a lease, unpaid phone bills and who knows what else >just 3 minutes in.
>>64745 >I wasted 600, might as well waste over 3 times as much >t. hood-rich mindset
>>64750 >Andy stuck jcaesar187 with a lease, unpaid phone bills and who knows what else Warski is a pos, and jcaesar187 is a dumbfuck for allowing the canuck to put him in that position when he didn't even have a work visa.
>>64744 >Andy doesn't bathe regularly >one nights he goes to bed, lifts the cover and let's it fall >smelled like farts and shit <Sinead No wonder his parents are sending him to Terceira.
>>64753 He has always looked like he smelled like dirty ass.

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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Chijo had to shave his head about a week ago bickers he had lice. He's still homeless.
will we ever get chijo to chop his dick off
>>64028 DELOUSED
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>>64028 are you telling me this degenerate doesn't even wash his hair? disgustig looks like he will be a balding, homeless tranny living in his own world of delusion, like chris chan, pretty soon
>>64089 At least Chris-chan's mom likes him enough to let him stay.

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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https://youtu.be/FC8IPhJr1EE Here he is trying to effectively molest kids on Omegle
one of fuentes' accounts just got retweeted by trump. I guess trump and nick both hang out with faggot pedophiles so it makes sense
Nice thread, lefties, but /cow/ is a /pol/ board.
Kami is an autistic Chad with no fucking filter at all. Like he is God's experiment on what a /pol/ack would be like, if he was turned maximum Chad and had no fucking social filter. It's great. And of course given that /pol/ is on 4chan means that there is also a little bit of degeneracy sprinkled in. But overall I like him. I think he does more good than bad. Even if I can readily believe he fucked a tranny. But I don't think he is full on homosex. I am saying this also, bickers I discovered him before the Nick Fuentes controversy and I recognised the stupid claims. He was obviously joking and not seriously getting sexual gratification from crossdressing or sucking a horsecock. People just need to understand the filter or shame, which is present in normal people, is basically completly non-existant in that guy.

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>60677 >>gaybashing >>kinkshaming t.fascist
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gator is that you
>>58308 He likes to pass of his anti-white/8 year old druggie political takes as a work from Professional Wrestling. I think he's being sincere. Furthermore, the fact that he's now parroting the same talking points as Mersh from Revenge tof the CIS is also eyebrow raising.
>>60677 redpill me on weeno teh dawg

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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]
Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.
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>>47442 Is DSP the Assad of lolcows?
DSP shit his pants and did nothing wrong
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DSP revealed he was aware that the gay CEO of EVO, Mr Wizard, was grooming underage boys and shit his pants and did nothing about it. >Everyone knew what Mr. Wizard was doing in the FGC for so many years. I obviously didn't know about it. I mean, I knew about what he was doing.... But it was none of my fucking business, okay?
>>64670 Given his entire business model is screwing children, I'm not really surprised he'd look the other way on that.

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>60909 WHITE
>>61278 GUILT

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Grifter Kid Nick Lim - 8KUN System Architect: ROFL Edition Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 05:23:57 No.14397 [Reply] [Last]
Keep this playing in the background it's the thread theme. It's like watching a man drown for nearly 2hrs, start at ~9:00: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LreffN2srV0

Keep in mind at all time that this is the guy building 8KUN and "Project Odin v9000" with Ron. Jim and Ron Watkins have solicited the services of a small Asian boy named Nick Lim. He has a loooong history of being a grifter selling services like DDoS mitigation while also selling DDoS attacks at the same time. There are entire threads devoted to trolling him on hackforms.net but they've been scrubbed. Luckily we've still got the best stuff.

Q: When will ChadWheels stop winning g-guys? https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1187217275843006465

Best explainer: http://archive.is/wAzAw

POST HISTORY on HF: https://hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=2211567 - https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5807098

REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherMining/comments/8ar9by/why_do_we_have_to_discuss_whether_or_not_to_keep/dx0ygy8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Imagine trusting this oblivious little boy to case out your network and keep it safe. O_o

IG: https://www.instagram.com/nickthelim/
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC73cKA0l613nqAyX_3ST8QQ
LK: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nick-lim-96564a91/
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Gahoole is a grifter faggot too
Nice necrobump, Zach.
Some "grift" you have there, with 8kun running stable on the clearnet and two darknets now.
Cope harder ACF tranny.
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>>14397 https://youtu.be/LreffN2srV0 10:50 "You'll be gone in a year buddy". Well, he wasn't wrong.

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